The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.
WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:
Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.
Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.
Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.
Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.
Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.
Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.
Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.
Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.
Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.
Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.
Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
Get the Man Law Biblemug. Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.
Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.
by katie g. July 18, 2006
Get the jude-lawingmug. by zoilo March 10, 2021
Get the Zoilo's lawmug. In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!
by BigChris March 29, 2015
Get the Strong's Law of Pizzamug. The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020
Get the John Q Lawmug. 
Thou shalt not sus another nigga if thy nigga in question has admitted to be homo. However, it is fair for a openly homosexual nigga to sus a self-professed straight nigga
-Dude, I sus that guy Terrance from gym class.
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
by Tenneswag420 January 3, 2014
Get the the law of fair susmug.