Jimmy

Jimmy is the answer to all to the greatest mysteries in life. When in doubt, “Jimmy!”

-Who killed John F. Kennedy? Jimmy!

-Guess who I ran into? Jimmy!

-What are you going to name your daughter? Jimmy!

-Who killed Carole Baskin’s husband? That’s right, you guessed it… JIMMY!!

by JimmyIsLord November 25, 2021

Jimmy

Jimmy’s usually are Asians and challenge themselves especially in physical and mental activity they like sports that require nature. Jimmy’s love to talk to and make friends and makes jokes with all genders but they are shy when at first meet. jimmy’s laughs at everything and doesn’t stop till they find it not funny but do not underestimate jimmy’s they are fast and strong when threatened but can not fight at all so they are easy prey but fast. jimmy’s are nice and they need others encouragement and support to do well and give a try in something and they believe in communism they like maths as well.jimmy’s also likes friends who believe in them and always there for him

You've got twenty-seven minutes to get out of here before Jimmy levels this place.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Little Jimmy

The name given to any bug in the immediate vicinity that doesn't piss you off.

Ben: Yo, check out t Little Jimmy.
Joe: Damn, he's a cool lil mother fucker.
Ben: Whatch where you step, you wouldn't want to flick his ass across the room.

by Moe Jonk April 27, 2020

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011

Big JIMMY FAT

Run away from him he is an asshole and hates people he can’t catch you though if you run he pretty big

FUCK RUNNNN it’s Big JIMMY FAT

by Irjsbabkak January 14, 2022

Jimmy Wrong

An Asian cutie who is obsessed with anime to the point of marrying fictional characters. His anniversary with his waifu is coming soon. He will make any girl fall for him harder than Lucifer fell from heaven. A more perfect man has never graced this planet.

“I want Jimmy Wrong to be my senpai!”

“No, he’s mine”
“Skim beeble”

by yvetteyoungsimp2000 November 17, 2022

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017