Cold War

A three culture Devil's Threesome. The woman is from Europe (preferrably germany). One male from russia and the other one from america. During the act both male participants have to try to surpass the opponent male in endurance and skill. The challenge ist to goad each other so hard that the woman ends up mental and physical destroyed.

"Hey bud, look at dat fine arse of her. We definitely need to wreck her during the Cold War"

by MrSwagoto June 21, 2017

dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by anonymous February 1, 2024

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 1, 2022

black cold

what black people consider cold, 65° and below

J - "It's going to be 60° tomorrow!"
D - "Damn, that's black cold."

by u-J December 5, 2019