Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

New England Clam Chowder

A finishing move where one pulls out, ejaculates on their partners cleavage and uses the ejaculate as lube to tit-fuck them. With proper timing you may experience a second orgasm.

I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!

by Stagnetti's Cock December 1, 2022

Clam-sliver

A small section of pussy

My husband lifted my tight skirt and exposed my Clam-sliver.

by Pinky09 February 20, 2024

Queen Clam

Queen Clam, also known as Savannah Alexander, is a furry that is a teacher. She is apperently christian and supoorts everything about christianity, but its questionable. SHe also goes by Princess Oyster, but thats her street name.

Student: Yo Ms. A, can I get an extention on the assignment ?
(Queen Clam)Ms A: NO YOU MAY NOT
Student: Ok Queen Clam
Ms.A: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?

by urmom.oclock February 18, 2025

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy

Y'all ready for a clam bake

by Jos666 May 4, 2019

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff

“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”

by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023