clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024

Clam-Slam

Having sex with a homeless woman.

“Hoh man! I totally did the clam-slam last night!”
“No way, really?”
“Yeah, she was homeless and everything!”
“Let’s destroy her car!”

by TheClamSlam July 6, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam jam

When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.

“Bro did you get fucked last night?”

“Nah man I got clam jammed.”

“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”

by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023

Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023