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CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.
I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!
by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025
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Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode
by Her aulll October 9, 2019
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Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
by WBProdigy March 20, 2022
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Chode

A slang term for a mans ejaculate.
by alorarose April 17, 2009
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biggie chode

biggie chode a nickname given to an absolute legend for his mammoth chode as well as his BROAD personality.
“Where’s biggie chode” “probably doing something awesome
by georgebush*911* November 22, 2017
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chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016
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Chode master

Bryan mcnown
by Oh haha July 12, 2020
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