bum slumin'

V. To have sex with a dirty homeless guy(or girl) in his natural habitat i.e. a dumpster, alley, or under the overpass.

Becky had such bad luck at the bar trying to find strange that she went to the back alley for some bum slumin'.

by leila rose February 4, 2013

bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017

Bum Log

A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.

Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !

by The Mighty Turd ! May 16, 2010

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006