pelican breath

When your breath smells like shit or garbage

Jesus that William wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 August 4, 2021

National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.

“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving

by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021

Barbie Breath

When a girl gives some mad head and her breath stank.

Friend 1: yea I kissed and her Breath stank

Friend 2: nah she had Barbie breath

by Frankco26 September 11, 2021

business breath

Bad breath caused by not eating breakfast but drinking a lot, at least two, coffees when at work.

Beware of Carl whispering his jokes in your ear today. He´s got the business breath again.

by Thilo The Creator January 11, 2022

Rona Breath

When you test positive for Covid-19.

Everyone that was at the UGA Parade with no mask on is going to have Rona Breath

by Madridman365 January 16, 2022

Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022