6 definitions by Captain Loloch
It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
by Captain Loloch February 5, 2022
An elderly person who is slow, confused or just doesn't care about getting out of people's way. They may be nice and all, but they constantly stop while merging on the highway, stop in the middle of an isle of a store and stare blankly or they refuse to allow anyone in front of them in lines even though they aren't even sure why they're there in the first place. I have nothing against Fuddle-duddles, but please get out of my way as I'm usually in a rush and I need to be places now.
"I have to pick up some Advil, I'll only be....oh no! Get out of the way! No, over here! This way! Oh c'mon, look at me...PLEASE!!! Honestly, these Fuddle-duddles! Argh!!!"
All the while, this elderly woman is sitting on her walker, in the middle of the ONLY parking spot in the entire lot, trying to read her receipt she got from buying her groceries to make sure she wasn't jipped that five cents. Then when she finally looks up and notices you trying to be patient, she gives you the one-fingered salute and proceeds to ever so slowly make her way to her car which is parked at an angle, taking up two spots instead of one. :(
All the while, this elderly woman is sitting on her walker, in the middle of the ONLY parking spot in the entire lot, trying to read her receipt she got from buying her groceries to make sure she wasn't jipped that five cents. Then when she finally looks up and notices you trying to be patient, she gives you the one-fingered salute and proceeds to ever so slowly make her way to her car which is parked at an angle, taking up two spots instead of one. :(
by Captain Loloch February 19, 2022
It's when you see a Lada driving past, you know it will personally cause an accident or at the very least influence other cars to get into one. This is commonly known in Russia as the Lada Effect. If you see a Lada, get off the road NOW!!! You've been warned!
It can also be used for junk products making other decent products junk just by being in its presence.
It can also be used for junk products making other decent products junk just by being in its presence.
Aw no! There goes a Lada...you know what that mean don't you? Nuts too late. The Lada Effect strikes again!
by Captain Loloch February 1, 2022
An amazingly beautiful and intelligent woman. Worth far more than many rubies, she enriches, loves serves and cares for everyone she comes in contact with. She's musical, witty and has a wicked yet quirky sense of humor. Zabeths are beautiful women. Far beyond any other costume jewelry, she's the real deal. Any man who finds a Zabeth finds a gem to prize, honor and respect. Never let her go!
by Captain Loloch January 27, 2022
Your typical know it all. He has all the facts, dates and definitions in his head and will without fail correct anyone who gets anything wrong. You don't want to mess up around a Baden, or he'll make you pay. They are also very neat and organized and it drives normal people nuts. He doesn't get jokes, nor can he tell them. He's always in his maps, notebooks and what-not and he'd rather spend a day holed up in his room than with other people. Baden's brains are wired differently than yours so expect a frustrating time trying to explain anything to him.
"We just a new employee."
"Oh yeah? What's his name?"
"Baden."
"Okay, I quit. There'll be no peace for any of us from this day forward."
"Oh yeah? What's his name?"
"Baden."
"Okay, I quit. There'll be no peace for any of us from this day forward."
by Captain Loloch February 1, 2022
A beautifully charming and witty girl. She's got an amazing sense of humor, she's intelligent well beyond her years, and usually is quite strong. She's musical, and handy with all sorts of different disciplines and makes an excellent friend, daughter and will make the perfect man the perfect wife! Don't get her mad though, she has no problem putting you in a headlock and making you pay for your insolence. She loves animals, gardening and just being active.
"I'm in love!"
"Really? What's her name?"
"Sigh...Bethany!"
"Aw man! You are so lucky to find a girl with that name."
"Really? What's her name?"
"Sigh...Bethany!"
"Aw man! You are so lucky to find a girl with that name."
by Captain Loloch February 2, 2022