Mystery Shot Bowling

Bowling where you order a bunch of mystery shots that the bartender gets to choose. Then when a person gets a strike they get to give one of the mystery shots to someone else that is bowling. Neither the person giving or taking the shot knows what it is. This continues until all the shots are finished or someone starts throwing their ball in the wrong lane.

Cadillac Rules: If no one gets a strike in the first five frames, you get to give shots away if you get a spare.

One and Done Rule: If you choose to keep one of the shots for yourself instead of giving it away.
It was college night at Varsity Lanes, so we got to play Mystery Shot Bowling.
by CalliopeDM April 13, 2010
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fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
by Cesara June 19, 2008
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TEXAS CHILI BOWL

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
by gaterman February 09, 2010
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Zachery Nicholas Bowles

The most amazing guy you could ever meet.
He's kind, loving, sexy, naughty, and sometimes he's an ass, but what can you do? He's the coolest kid around and he stole my heart by saying hi. 6.18.11. <3
Zachery Nicholas Bowles is the love of my life and my soul mate.
by SkittlesNom December 01, 2011
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Texas Chili Bowl

When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"
by DJ Psyko December 11, 2006
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You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"
by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 09, 2019
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