The moment, usually in a sporting context, when the pressure is on to perform, but you find yourself overcome with nerves and a crisis of confidence resulting in turning to jelly and bottling it.
Whilst playing pool: 'I'm not sure he's going to pot this black, he's having an attack of the Nans'
Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'
Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'
by DJ Peloton December 28, 2025
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Get the Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed mug.A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
Get the Kak-Attack mug.A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
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Shit G, we bout to roll out and be on that Snatch Attack tip. We due anyway my ninja, know I'm saying?
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