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Keynes Worker 

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.
We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.
Keynes Worker by ashishram April 20, 2009
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co-worker 

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
co-worker by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

workers for hire 

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.
My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

Workmorrow

The next working day at a business. Can be used to indicate the next working day after any length of time including the next weekday, weekends and vacations.
Jason: "Alright, let's start working on this tomorrow."
Minion: "Um, that's a Saturday, boss..."
Jason: "Oh right, I meant workmorrow."
Workmorrow by Raftermantk65 June 14, 2013

workverload 

People under 45 years, if they manage their stress levels properly, won't die of workverload unless they have a Balzacian heart .
workverload by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013

Workplace 

The simple version of saying, "Hell". The very reason you ask yourself at night, "Why am I still alive?" But then you wake up the next morning and you say..."Oh...Yeah"
"Hey John get up we have to go to the WORKPLACE I forgot my phone!"
"WHAT THE F^(! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE BAG OF D!*(5!!!"
Workplace by Retired Donut September 4, 2018