Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
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Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
by SUKMIBAWLZ March 31, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionary Editors mug.1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.
2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.
My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards
Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards
Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014
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Get the Urban Dictionary Community mug.1.Someone who knows everything urban-related
2. A place where losers go when they don't know what their home dawg is saying. Or for future referances
2. A place where losers go when they don't know what their home dawg is saying. Or for future referances
1. He's is a walking urban dictionary!!
2. Before we go to the club, let's check out urban dictionary!
2. Before we go to the club, let's check out urban dictionary!
by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 12, 2008
Get the Urban dictionary mug.A challenge where someone tries to create a new word or phrase that is witty and has not been defined on urban dictionary. The challenger succeeds by high approval by the public, obviously.
I've been thinking for days and so far anything I have made up is either already defined on Urban Dictionary or is unoriginal. Im gona lose this urban dictionary challenge....fuck!!!
by vybez21 February 21, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary Challenge mug.When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.
Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
by Sassafrassquatch November 22, 2009
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