the clk man

A person who most people don't understand, but is tolerated because he brings disorder to order and pisses off the smart people. And every woman wants him. But only his wife of 26 years can have his Thunder Dong.

The clk man is what every man wants to be. All the women want the clk man.

by clkdrunk April 7, 2008

man shit

Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.

man 1: Hey, where are you going?
man 2: I've got man shit to do.
man 1: What's man shit?
man 2: Punching people, running the country... y'know, man shit.

by ninjachef7 January 25, 2009

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

Pac-Man

Nickname of the Filipino Boxing Champion, Manny Pacquiao.


Boxing announcers and match commentators usually call him by his nickname "Pac-Man" instead of his surname "Pacquiao", since it's easier to pronounce.

"In this corner, wearing red flaming shorts: Manny Pac-Man Pacquiao!"

by DTNS January 25, 2009

man chowda

semen, secreted by the balls, released through the dong

Officer Barbrady, I want your hot man chowda.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

Saucony Man

A guy who wears sauconys all day and slips on a glove and dies

guy: Whos that

another guy: that's Saucony man

by pingu lol May 28, 2021