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Burnt Turkey

When farting under the blanket and the stench exits directly into you or your partner’s face as you lift the blanket.
“Burnt Turkey, that’s how my last relationship ended.”
by Whatutalknboutwillis August 24, 2018
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Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy

A turkey
Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.
by phosolo December 24, 2022
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turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders
bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!
by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf August 2, 2008
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Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune
by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017
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Bitch Turkey

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society
by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010
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Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name
"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
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Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"
by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015
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