Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. 
To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.
Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.
In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.
In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
Get the Jammedmug. When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
Get the Chocolate Toe Jammug. Jam a person who always say Joe mama, ssa and doin ur mom a person who is really toxic and the most loving person at the same time and is an artist that can draw anything even ur mom and is friends with a person named Mia, Jami thinks that Mia is a weirdo
by Vanellope1237 March 30, 2022
Get the Jammug. by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018
Get the Smashed my jammug. (1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action
(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen
(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen
(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!
by veracious December 13, 2018
Get the bull jammingmug.