CLAM SLAM

She slammed her vagina on the floor in a violent manner.

The woman ended her dance routine to "Obsessed" with a clam slam.

by Chaoschronicles17 June 7, 2025

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Get the CLAM SLAMmug.

clam hoe

A tool used to dig clams. Often just a modified pitchfork with a short handle.

This clam hoe is a piece of shit i broke my good one.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

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Get the clam hoemug.

Clam

What you call someone who is too scared to do something

Quit being a Clam and get on the high dive

by Stick boi 420 July 28, 2021

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Get the Clammug.

Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.

This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.

by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022

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Get the Clam-Jammug.

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

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