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monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
mugGet the monkey guardingmug.

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals
by the cheat March 16, 2003
mugGet the monkey lookermug.

retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005
mugGet the retarded monkeymug.

anus monkey

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.
anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit.
by kiedgs November 12, 2007
mugGet the anus monkeymug.

dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public
that dance monkey can realy swing that sign
by calbilmc July 10, 2012
mugGet the dance monkeymug.

monkeying around

Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.
We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL!
by Dana0000 June 15, 2016
mugGet the monkeying aroundmug.

sped monkey

People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".
Nicole and I are the most amazing sped monkeys ever.
by Sped Monkey December 28, 2010
mugGet the sped monkeymug.

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