texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

i’ll step

When a boy really is down to Fuck but he know he has 0 shot so instead of saying “I will leave you alone” he resources to slang like “i’ll step” trying to sound more cool and less like a loser

It’s cool, I’ll step

Oh? Not interested? I’ll step

I’ll step

I don’t wanna waste your time or nun so if you’re not interested I’ll step

by Vivalameggs August 9, 2018

Take the extreme step

Idiom

To commit suicide

I don't know why people take the extreme step for such a small problem.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018

Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.

I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.

by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019

Kentucky side step

The process when a male/female partner strokes a flaccid penis while you both side step towards the nearest wall. Upon getting close to the wall the flaccid penis turns erect. The partner stroking the penis spins them around and shoves their penis through the wall and starts fisting them until they ejaculate into a jar of Kentucky moonshine then you both chug until you pass out or throw up.

Dude I was with this girl last night and she gave me the old Kentucky side step. I've never cum so hard before throwing up in my life.

by Panda fucker January 6, 2020