smokeech

Smokeech is the fakest friend ever. He also has a dirty room.

Wow Smokeech! You're so fake..

by bunnexx July 16, 2025

smokeech

An awesome person named Kade who is very athletic, attractive, and if I'm being honest all the girls want but are too shy to ask

Man smokeech is a really cool guy

by smokeech July 16, 2025

smokeech

A really cool guy that all the women want, He's a genuinely nice person named Kade who's really athletic, attractive, and kind. He was once nominated to be the next king of Britain, despite not even living there!

-> Man you're friend really acts like smokeech
That is him!
-> Really? No way!

by smokeech July 16, 2025

smokeech

crackable

person: yooo that girl bad asl
person 2: fax she smokeech

by psorai July 27, 2025

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)

"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"

by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025