Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.

I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

greenie-smash

Originated from a north west + midlands rugby player, Curt Greene. An intense rugby hit which leaves the tackler dazed and usually injured. Not very fun to be on the end of. Has also changed into a punch of hit of any kind.

1) You got greenie-smashed
2) i'm gonna greenie-smash that little pr*ck

by ceej jones December 20, 2010

Smash Wrapper

A condom.

Yo, we got some smash wrappers in the drawer over there.

by honchell1235 June 05, 2018

clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 05, 2024