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National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.
by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girl sucks you off with a mouthful of dip and all her dip spit ends up on your shaft like lawn clippings.
by I am not Abraham October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Footer

When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet
Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers
by KDawg 220 May 8, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of chip dip.
Bobette: Hey, ya want a Sloppy Dallas?
Bob: What the hell is a Sloppy Dallas?
Bobette: Here, I'll show you. *proceeds to fill mouth with dip*
by SingleWordOnly224 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.
I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.
by RaineBowe March 13, 2024
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl puts dip in her mouth then proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Wanna try the Sloppy Dallas tonight
by Penis_eater October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Hummer

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
by Nytered August 29, 2013
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