Slideblind

Consultants and other useless knowledge workers have found it easier to create presentations instead of impact. Due to their profound insecurity about the (in)significance of their work and their own intelligence in general, they compensate by creating ever increasing numbers of powerpoint slides. In the process they become blind to the meaning and content of individual slides, they go "slideblind". Slideblindness is often terminal (for a given day).

Bro, I have to close my laptop and go for a walk, I am going slideblind after working on this presentation for 10h non-stop.

by CreativeDog January 30, 2025

Slimy Sue

The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)

He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue

by Slimy Meg February 24, 2025

Slide into calendar

Making your move on a colleague.

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."

by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025

Slide Theory

When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.

Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.

by PJeffz March 14, 2025

Slide the ferret

A ripoff of sonic the hedgehog but its better than sonic the hedgehog

Kelsey: Hey Craig do you and JP wanna get Slide the ferret

Craig: Y’know i like that game

JP: Wait isn't this a ripoff of Sonic The Hedgehog

Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop

Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them

Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop

Kelsey then Orders the game

Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it

Craig: I cant wait to play it

JP gives in and says lets play it

Craig Kelsey and JP went home

Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox

Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept

Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request

Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after

by Fucking definitions for ya January 29, 2026

Slide

to go ride through a neighborhood, block or community and start violence.

“ we boutta go slide “

“It’s time to slide on the opps”
“ they not trying to slide fr “

by Nofreetimedada February 9, 2026

Sliders

A high-speed bowel movement caused by greasy fast food and or contaminated food, where the stool is heavily coated in, or preceded by, a large amount of mucus, resulting in an exceptionally fast exit.

I shouldn't have eaten those three double cheeseburgers. I'm currently experiencing some serious SLIDERS.

by anonymous March 8, 2026