slutsauce

Slutsauce is the juices and/or residues that are left after any sort of activity with a slut. Slutsauce may include, but is not limited to: saliva, vaginal secretions, anal secretions, sweat, tears, and blood and any combination of the fluids. Slutsauce can also be commonly recognized by the foul aroma that generally comes with sluts. Slutsauce stains are very distinct in the fact that they cannot be cleaned with a napkin or paper towels. A proper cleansing requires all stained items to be bathed or properly washed in a machine.

~Smeary residue left on glasses after a lap dance from a stripper. "That stripper left slutsauce all over your specs."
~That cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done fucking. "Dave your girlfriend got slutsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don't feel bad she is great at anal"
~Period blood on your pants (as in Superbad)

by Mikey B. "Gremlin" June 11, 2008

Slug-a-bed

Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.

“Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”

by AKACroatalin April 7, 2019

*slurp*

Language created by two 14 year olds while playing fortnite

Containing the words *click*x9 for Pp black and *click* x2 for Brady *bang*x2 means lives and many more

Do you speak *slurp*

by Minecraft black kid 69 April 8, 2019

Hat Slut

A wasted girl who will take any guys hat and wear it. {usually a fitted hat, any other kind of hat the slut must be desperate}

"Holy crappp I totally loove your hat Johnny.. "*takes it off Johnny's head and puts it on her own slutty head*


Beware of the hat slut.

by I hate hat sluts January 16, 2009

STD SLUT

A female who has daddy issues and trys to get back at all men by fucking them hoping she can contract and STD to spread. In fact she has so many STD's she dispenses them like a vending machine for the price of penis. Usually on birth control because being pregnant would take time from her being a slut. Refuses to use condoms. She is so easy that you will be surprised at the minimal effort you had to put in to get her to spread her legs. Once spreads you might have doubts of what you are about to do since her vagina will most defiantly look like something from health class. Every guy (and girl) that fucks her will try claiming that they were drunk and on drugs even if they are straight edge.

Man 1: "Damn dude, I went to the doctor today and she told me I had 3 STD's."
Man 2: "I told you that would regret fucking that STD slut."
Man 1: "I know but I was so drunk and high of heroin."
Man 2: "You don't drink or do drugs."
Man 1: "WTF WAS I THINKING??!?!?!?!?"

by stdslutexpert6969 May 9, 2011

low key slut

A girl that is a kind person that does not dress or act like a slut, but hooks up and fucks different guys almost every weekend. When confronted with being a slut, a low key slut will usually say, "It was only that weekend" or "I didn't think anything would happen until it did" or "I wasn't thinking straight that night" or "don't judge me based on one night" or ask why you are so interested in her life.

Person 1: "She seems like a nice person". Person 2: "She is, but she's hooked up with 6 guys in the last two weekends dude". Person 1: "Damn she's a low key slut then".

by don'thatemecuzimwhite June 18, 2014

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004