Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
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To perform, you can do one of the following:
a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.
* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
To perform, you can do one of the following:
a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.
* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
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2) Rear end a car and blame it on fashion.
3) Make out with a fat chick
4) Act like a homosexual
2) Rear end a car and blame it on fashion.
3) Make out with a fat chick
4) Act like a homosexual
1) Aww I heard that Scott and Lauren were making out. Too bad he had to drink too much and pull a Scott. Poor Lauren.
2) Jason's rear end of the car is bumped because somebody pulled a Scott. Those damn Italian leather boots again!
3) I heard Steve had to pull a Scott last night! Oh well, thats all he can afford.
4) Mikey thats gross, stop pulling a Scott.
2) Jason's rear end of the car is bumped because somebody pulled a Scott. Those damn Italian leather boots again!
3) I heard Steve had to pull a Scott last night! Oh well, thats all he can afford.
4) Mikey thats gross, stop pulling a Scott.
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Person one: Oh man that guy sent me a picture of his cuts and I barely know him
Person two: oh shit I always knew that kid would be pulling a Timmy one day
Person two: oh shit I always knew that kid would be pulling a Timmy one day
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Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
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