Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Old Woman Yuri

Where some old ass hags fall in love (Typical age range from 30s - 60s) Can be Doomed Yuri or any other ship trope

Those characters are so Old Woman Yuri coded

by Foot.Recruit October 22, 2023

old man yaoi

old man yaoi refers to gay Japanese illustrations of hot breedable older daddy's who are in love

"I like old man yaoi"

"Jeepers creepers! Somebody hit the nae nae too hard"

"End your life, scoundrel"

by vel the DILF hunter November 7, 2023

Big Year Old

This is something said by a young child to Fe4RLess during a Fortnite match.

Fearless: how old are you man?
Kid: six!
Fearless: nice to meet you man! I'm seven
Kid: you sound like a Big Year Old
Fearless: nah man I'm sick

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 8, 2023

old man yaoi

two old men (fukuzawa and fukuchi) having sex

a person: tommy loves old man yaoi

by leonkennedysbighonkers October 2, 2023

Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021