small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

by ThE sTeVe MaN May 13, 2005

a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

The Purple People Eater

Someone that everyone should hate
a person with a lazy eye
who hates people for no reason
and has no right to hate anyone
because they're ugly.
has a deep voice, and is stupid

"Ahh the purple people eater is coming!
it might eat me!"

or

"Oh watch out, here comes the purple people eater!"

or

"I'm so emoxcore it hurts!"

and lastly...

"I go to shows all alone"

by rawrrcats September 28, 2006

purple crusty eye

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006