Nathan

Nathan is the most fucking usless fat missable fuckface. The only thing he can do is shout and swear. He tries to make friends but everyone tells him to fuck off. His car is a shopping trolley. He can’t do anything normal like a human.

Oh look there’s a nathan ugly bastard lemon and peach cake.

by Oushjgkpe April 19, 2018

Nathan

This method is often used when your gf gets a little punchy

Gf “babe ur a bitch” bf “Nathan method”

by Ohhhideseve it April 1, 2022

nathan cumings

literally the most perfect human on this earth he's so amazing yeah omg omg yeah and he's so smart and shi like omg u got me blushing bro

me: nathan cumings is so cute bro i wish he knew who i was

all my friends: girl u ain't ever tried to talk to him

by your mom lieks caelum February 25, 2022

Nathanism

An act of immense stupidity, usually with comedic motivations, preformed by a person named Nathan or Nathaniel.

Person 1: Are you confused?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: No, are you confused?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Listen to me, are you confused?

Person 2: Jesus christ, are you having another Nathanism?

by BritishFemboy_123 July 28, 2022

Smuel Ben Nathan

Noun.

A Jewish Basketball player who is really good at playing defense.

"I love watching Smuel Ben Nathan. He's like a brick wall!"

by Bennythehandyman October 23, 2023

Nathan

Always says the N Word

Random: who’s that person saying the n word?
Random: oh that’s Nathan

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Nathan

Poes

U are wht u eat luv

And Nathan's a poes

by The society November 23, 2021