National Rape Day

complete bullshit you shouldn't believe

stop National Rape Day

by watermelon1234534 April 23, 2021

National Freak Day

On October 17th be freaky all day to any and everyone of your choosing!

National Freak Day Means that You can Grip anything Choke anything Kiss anything ladies can put there A** on anyone and gentlemen can put there D**k on anyone on this day!

by Humanbook183 October 16, 2019

National Rape Day

A fucking disgusting thing males created because they find rape funny. If you plan to or are participating in this, fuck you.

person 1: grabs person 2s chest
person 2: what the fuck?
person 1: it's national rape day, calm down.

by Amentallyunstableidiot April 14, 2021

National Pimp Day

A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created in order to celebrate the pimpness of a group of friends. NPD is comparable to a bachelor party, but instead of only occuring once, occurs annually. Historically, the day has begun with 18 holes of golf. All pimps then meet up at a house to watch the draft, where in addition to waching the draft, pimps partcipate in other pimptivities such as drinking,grilling, and video games. After the draft, pimping will continue at a bar/club of choice. The worst case scenario of NPD is that each pimp brings back two babies to smash.

I can't wait until National Pimp Day (NPD). I haven't pimped with you guys in awhile.

by NJPimp527 April 8, 2008

national rape day

if ur a horny lonely fuck who can’t get girls just say that if u rape then u should rot in hell there’s a special place for u in there

weird disgusting “man”: it’s national rape day! let’s go rape hoes in ripped jeans and short shirts
me: tf is wrong w u?

by I can’t stand Abdullah’s April 15, 2021

National Emo Day

A day for the all emos to congregate together for a mass non-celbration, and general whine about life.

Celebrated on the 19th of December.

"oh my god... My life is like, so totally HARD."
"yeah me too... I hate my life, like SO much"
"hey, you know what we should do?"
"what"
"go to national EMO day"
"omg yeaaaah!!
I mean, like. Okay, Whatever, man."

by Johnatronn December 5, 2009

National Poop Day

National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.

“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”

by bootysmacker1000 October 3, 2020