Doing a Mexican

Sitting or lazing around all day in barely no clothes, normally whilst indulging yourself in a lot of (normally spicy) foods.

Dave: Hey Paul, you do much yesterday?
Paul: Nah not really just spent the day Doing a Mexican.
Dave: Now thats sounds like a day well spent.

by Jon_Dowe February 2, 2012

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

by C_rizzle October 28, 2017

Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

Mexican Hermana

When your doing a Mexican girl and you use hot sauce as lube and as you pound her she screams like that of an Mexican Hermana Singer.

I think I'm going to Mexican Hermana my gf because she is Mexican.

by Cuckshed438 January 7, 2021

Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

by craZmexican4520 April 19, 2015

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Mexican Mudslide

When a girl sucks your dick, and shes between your legs and you have a case of tequila shits down her chest.

Pooooooooooooop Pooooooooooooooop Poooop

by Milf June 11, 2006