The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
Get the lukemug. by DaMightyNose June 1, 2022
Get the Lukemug. 
If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug. by SAD ROBLOX November 6, 2022
Get the Lukemug. by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
Get the Luke Schmalixmug.