Band Kid

Someone who is so enthusiastic about band that it becomes their personality

Those band kids have no personality

by DarthBaymax July 22, 2023

Colorful kid

Some kid who's highly stupid and tries to make comebacks that doesn't even make the slightest sense, retardism

Colorful kid can also mean special ed

Person 1 is a colorful kid, he's retarded

by luvcartier August 8, 2023

iPad kid

Refers to toddlers and children who are obsessively attached to iPads or similar handheld digital devices, often given by parents primarily as a means of appeasing their child's shorter attention span.

As a consequence, useful time that could have been spent on hands-on learning and the development of social skills is lost in favor of spending hours watching often very overstimulating or even inappropriate content on the internet, potentially hindering the child's healthy development.

The COVID pandemic especially saw a significant increase in the number of iPad kids.

by averysharp October 7, 2023

Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"

James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)

by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

Fortnite kid

The main cause for covid, they spreed their disease by using crappy insults like "dogwater" and "gay" these children are so pathetic they shelter themselves behind thicc fortnite skins to hide the tears when someone says fortnite is bad

The fortnite kids have spread covid to the world

by b1gpp May 4, 2022

Band Kid

A Kid That Says “Can I Get A Hyannis” Every Day And Always Says “Smol Bean”

Bro Stop Being So Unfunny Band Kid

by Bob And Logan May 21, 2022

eleven kid

When a guy cums so hard in a womans mouth that it runs out her nose.

Guy: I came so hard in her mouth last night, I gave her a Eleven kid

by PsyGriff May 21, 2022