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jordan

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”
by s060117s July 18, 2019
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jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Jordan Rachel

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021
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Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind
Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great
by anonymous March 27, 2024
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