Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.
Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!
by theShuaBruh July 16, 2017
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Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.
‘Let’s play ring of fire

Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’
by Loz.a July 22, 2022
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Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )
Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?
by Oka-Senpai July 01, 2017
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fun knitters

by killhags43 January 01, 2012
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funning it up

Time spent with friends and family having wholesome good times...we don't "party"....we go funning it up with our grandparents in Florida.
Why waste your spring break getting wasted in Florida when you can responsibility go funning it up with Nana and Pop Pop in their condo pool?
by Kittycares April 09, 2018
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