two monkeys fucking a football 

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

two monkeys fucking a football by slipsheet December 13, 2004

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

woopty-fucking-doo 

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement

1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

woopty-fucking-doo by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Stupid Fucking Cunt 

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.

That meth whore is a stupid fucking cunt.

Stupid Fucking Cunt by Dan4tn March 29, 2010

stalker fucking 

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.

Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!

stalker fucking by crackinjokes August 15, 2009