Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

Jamie's Feet

Jamie's Feet is when the friend who you think is bent sends your a cute feet pic.

Jamie's Feet is a term created by George Soros and Andrew Huberman

EDP445: *sends feet pic of his hairy feeties*

A random Goyim: "dang.. his toes are cute but I think he is bent... I guess this is a Jamie's Feet situation. I'm going to block and report him to the federal government, the CIA is watching me and is outside my house with sting ray devices."

by chicken81914 March 7, 2025

Maya Dirty Feet Guy

A guy who obsesses over fictional women's feet, typically female video game characters. This obsession goes so far into the extreme that it becomes a core personality trait of a person.

"Charlie Kirk won't stop talking about Aloy's Feet, he's such a Maya Dirty Feet Guy"

by KiyyDumb February 12, 2026

Tung tung feet lover

Its a state of tung tung tung sahur but often used when ut mad as shit

Fu@k this tung tung feet lover

by I love tung March 10, 2026

dorito crust feet

A slang term for dirty feet.

“Ew! Did you see marks dorito crust feet?”

by Big N00r4h March 14, 2026

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him

"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"

by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025