facesterbating 

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

facesterbating by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

fake n'baker 

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

fake n'baker by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

Facestruction by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Fake twat 

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

Fake twat by Katm14 September 1, 2013

Fake-up Sex 

The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven

Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.

Fake-up Sex by PopsicleKilla January 17, 2015

fake fob fan 

A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,

Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?

fake fob fan by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015

Facesbook profile 

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

Facesbook profile by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015