e-porn

online porn
porn that is sent via email and features adult content
sending an email containing pornographic content, e-porn
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e-brevity

noun

1. shortness of a character length in electronic messages; briefness: the e-brevity of your messages is appreciated.

2. the quality of expressing much in few characters; terseness: brevity makes Twitter bearable, e-brevity makes it unreadable.
While your e-brevity is much appreciated, I have no idea what you said, if anything, in those last six hundred text messages.

Your e-brevity needs work, I can still understand you.
by Brutal Humor January 03, 2012
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e-poon

Female equivelant of e-peen
Dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but Veronica has the biggest e-poon!
by Mykrobe July 11, 2008
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e-lobotomy

An email that corrupts the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique used by upper management to verily confuse thier work force. Email that can diminish our analytical capacities, and rob us of the ability to synthesize various threads of data into one logical conclusion.


After reading that e-lobotomy I believe I have actually lost IQ points.
by Jay Pissle August 11, 2006
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e-maul

Malicious text auto-correction on the iPhone.
I just e-mauled my boss. I texted "Gimme some secs" and the malicious auto correction on my iPhone changed it to 'Gimme some sex"
by Cowgirl358 February 06, 2011
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E-Nig

Somebody who continually bums hits off of an Electronic Cigarette (E-Cig).
Ross: Hey meat can I bum a hit off your e-cig?

Meatball: No man, quit being a E-Nig.
by Rozay&Meatball October 19, 2012
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Big E

A unit of measurement that is equivalent to six (6) feet and seven (7) inches in height.
Most Doorways are not even one Big E tall, causing the occasional Big E to hit his head.
by Sooicsidal June 14, 2007
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