dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.

John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.

by nebjeb February 6, 2018

dark antroscocapioasis

The medical term for when you cum and have a kidney stone at the same time.

Shit! I just experienced dark antroscocapioasis. I need to go to the hospital!

by duck hucker September 9, 2021

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Dark Humor

It's basically a person making jokes about something that is dark (or for short: rude or horrid

*2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.

by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023

Dark transfer

Put you asshole right against your significant other’s asshole, then one of you has to shit into the other person’s asshole.

My girlfriend and I tried the “Dark transfer” last night

by Owuhpug November 20, 2019

The Dark Days

The first rebellion in The Hunger Games, in which jabberjays were used to spy on the districts.

We saw many horrors during the Dark Days of Panem.

by a dumb donkey May 24, 2021

Dark

No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.

Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2023