When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
by RiHuxley July 31, 2012
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Get the Duck bitch mug.The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.
“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
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"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
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