Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
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Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
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Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
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A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
“Becca starting a yoga retreat at the organic vegetable farm on their homestead in Maine is the most crunchtry thing ever”
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