ethel clam

ethel clam is jade because she showed off her clamy on instagram

heyy ethel clam
oh my god is that ethel clam

by leapordseal March 3, 2025

Nebraska Clam Chowder

A product made by straining the potatoes carrots and 1/2 tablespoon of clams out of a pot of Manhattan Clam Chowder and adding crumbled up ground beef, preferably Nebraska Beef.

I opened up a cheap ass can of MCC and sneered at the pitifully miniscule amount of shriveled clamp crumbs. Then with a shrug of my shoulders and a casual "fuck it" I crumbled up some beef, decided to name it Nebraska Clam Chowder and then add this entry in UD for the world to enjoy!

by JizzCaster69 March 12, 2025

Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.

"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"

by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025

as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.

A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue

by crazymimoob June 6, 2024

Clam dangle

The art of hanging off a boat and peeing into to a lake

Yadira did a clam dangle after killing that 12 pack on the boat

by Cumguzzler92648 June 8, 2024

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024