Chris Browned 

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.

Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!

Chris Browned by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009

Chris Bennett 

(Bennett, Chris) Lead singer and guitar of amazing band, The Cutaway. Good looking goof ball who even though does not love anyone but himself, is a lovable and talented guy. Known for making girls feel like shite, but great at the same time... Dont ya just hate men?

"Wow, look at (Chris Bennett) he is so amazingly talented! Is he single? Yea, he isnt with Lizzie anymore.Wohoo lets get in there...

Chris Bennett by Lizzie Garnish June 11, 2006

Chris Brown 

To physically abuse someone to the max.

Better watch out, I'm gonna Chris Brown you!

Chris Brown by Daviee February 12, 2009

Chris Brown 

A verb. It is the action of breaking someone's jaw.

Q: How did the fight go last night?

A: I totally Chris Browned him. He will be eating out of a tube for months.

Chris Brown by P'thon February 9, 2009

Chris Brown'd 

Physically assaulting or abusing a wife or girlfriend

Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.

Chris Brown'd by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009

chris strokes 

A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.

Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"

chris strokes by Chris Strokes January 4, 2019

chris crocker 

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.

"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"

chris crocker by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007