Soggy Chip

When you wipe some chips across a moist minge to get a fish and chip taste.

(Chip: Noun British English. Pronounced Ch-ip not crisps)

Mate i want a reyt good chippy, but im skint.
Go ask yer lass fer a soggy chip mate.

sick cunt what a great idea.

by StreyCat July 31, 2022

Tortilla Chip

A phone plan chip made organically from corn tortillas. It is not common due to flammability.

"Woah! Dude, your phone is on fire!"
"Oh! It must be my phone tortilla chip!"

by frogggggiieee August 1, 2022

Snotter Chip

1. A chip or french fry contaminated with human nasal mucus.

2 A label for the person who consumes a snotter chip.

“That dude is a snotter chip” “He eats snotter chips”

by Honeychilli August 4, 2022

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

Construction chip

A natcho chip, that has no garnish and firm enough to use as a scoop.

“Ayo, look at how much food my construction chip can hold, this is like a mountain!”

by Moistbanana June 6, 2022

Chips and salsa

Ari

Ari is chips and salsa

by Domthebomb124 June 11, 2022

Chip Margie

1. A soft bun or bread spread (usually thickly) with margarine with hot chips and sauce inside.

2. A chip butty served with margarine instead of butter

Customer: Can I have a chip butty?

Clerk: We have no butter, is a chip margie ok?

by LemonySnickets June 13, 2022