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captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
mugGet the captain kirkingmug.

captain saggy balls

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.
by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017
mugGet the captain saggy ballsmug.

Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys
by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
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Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
mugGet the Captain James Kurlandmug.

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
mugGet the Road Captain's Favourmug.

Captain Crunch

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
mugGet the Captain Crunchmug.

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.
Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.
by Wandman September 4, 2021
mugGet the Captain's on Firemug.

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