Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
Get the Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon mug.A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
Get the Captain entertain a hoe mug.The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
Get the Road Captain's Favour mug.One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 8, 2003
Get the Captain Newbmeister mug.When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
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Get the Captain Planet Fart mug.Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
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