The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford September 23, 2015

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Put A Cap on It

Basically just tells em to stfu

person 1 : omg omg did you hear what happened to tracey ?

person 2 : bitch put a cap on it already

by Jay&Christina October 15, 2020

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Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

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thorn in one's cap

dishonour; stigma.

If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2010

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Karma Cap

When one forms a triangle with their hands and place it above their heads to prevent bad luck.

Usually a sports affiliated gesture that is done more out of routine than superstition.

Jake always place a karma cap above his head when talking about the championship game because he doesn't want give his team bad luck.

by Sflow69 January 24, 2016

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