joel coughlan

A phrase used to compared someone's intelligence to the minimum possible

'You are almost as stupid as Joel Coughlan

by NatHemel May 28, 2018

Sam Coughlin

One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.

Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"

by fsellig January 15, 2020

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016

chughes

He's Fat He's Round He Bounces On The Ground, Mr Chughes, Mr Chughes.

One who eats far to many pies. A Sausage Roll Specialist @ Greggs the Bakery.

Look at the state of that fat Chughes.

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

Caught The Egg

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.

Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"

by Eddy Edward December 22, 2008

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 6, 2010