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Cap

What did she mean by this
"This is the most average person i have seen in my entire life"

"Cap, you ain't here this from me but i'd turn her asshole into a twinkie without a second thought"
by rjaeyfaf April 17, 2021
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Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.
Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me
by Atticool April 18, 2025
mugGet the Bald cappingmug.

CAP

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.
Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
by Come Drinker December 29, 2020
mugGet the CAPmug.

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
mugGet the Toledo Shower Capmug.
A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
mugGet the CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)mug.

line of cap

I’ve just sorted a line of cap
by Zrae420 August 13, 2022
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The Flemish cap

Rubbing the tip of someone’s penis very elegantly and slightly
Sara was giving John The Flemish cap
by SHAMELESSĶILL-_- October 26, 2025
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