Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Pre birthday bj

When you get a bj the day before your birthday

How about a pre birthday bj?

by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

HARLEY BARTH

When you tie your saggy nutsac to the spokes of a motorcycle and have a freind do a burnout because it's the only way you can get off anymore.

Did you hear about Charlie? He's resorted to practicing the Harley Barth!

by Foreskin Jenkins August 15, 2021

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021